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Here are some of my recordings.

Skullcrusher Mountain (Deadpan Reading)

My deadpan reading of "Skullcrusher Mountain" written by Jonathan Coulton. The bird sounds were not added, they were picked up by the recording microphone.

Silence

I originally created a file with a minute of silence as a joke. There was an album on eMusic with a track that consisted of a minute of silence, so I made a "pirate" version. eMusic has removed the silent track, so some folks now download my track so the album plays as the artist intended.

Jackhammer

I started recording as I was walking toward the worksite. Around two minutes in I get to about 20 feet from the jackhammer.


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